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White House to Release Long-Awaited UFO Files

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Hold onto your tinfoil hats, folks! The White House is gearing up to drop some UFO files this Friday. It's a move that comes months after President Trump nudged top officials to spill the cosmic beans, according to The Post.

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The big reveal's timeline was dished out during a West Wing powwow on Thursday, with Rep. Tim Burchett (R-Tenn.)—a House Oversight Committee member and part-time alien enthusiast—taking notes.

“It’s going to start tomorrow. We might see some pilot reports and maybe even a video,” Burchett told independent journalist Jeremy Corbell, with a wink and a nudge

Word on the street is that these "pilot materials" could involve military pilots' close encounters of the unknown kind.

But don't get too excited just yet. The first batch won’t include the 46 UFO videos Congress has been pestering the Department of War for.

Patience, dear conspiracy theorists! These revelations will trickle out in weekly installments, a far cry from the not so avalanche-like releases of the JFK and Epstein files.

Burchett mentioned that some Congress members are still clutching their pearls over this, yet he’s hopeful that Trump’s promise to out the files will be fulfilled.

“I’m all for it and thank President Trump for being the transparency trailblazer,” Burchett declared

“Just remember, folks, transparency is a slow burn, not a flash in the pan.”

Anyway check out these photos of Yolanda. These are much better to look at than these "files"

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